okok now srsly

goodnight.

beanie—babie:

YES AND NORTH KOREA >:|

WE ALSO MUST SCALE THE TALLEST BUILDING IN THE WORLD AND RUN THROUGH A SAND STORM

then get into a huge fight in a fancy parking garage full of expensive cars I:

beanie—babie:

WE MUST RETRIEVE THE NUCLEAR MISSILE CODES FROM THE RUSSIANS >:|

AND NORTH KOREA |;<

so here i am like a minute away from being dead asleep

my grandmother: DEANNA! DEANNA!

i dont answer because obviously im trying to sleep.

DEANNA?! -unlocks door and turns light on- DEANNA! go put her (my mamaw) in bed.

what the fuck. -_-;

so she gets up and is currently in the bathroom (she takes like 9438594038 years as she is 90 years old and it takes her a long itme to do simple things after seh had her stroke).

after my great grandmother gets into the bathroom.

my grandmother goes and turns off the light and goes to bed.

WHAT A BITCH.

like seriously?

then she starts complaining about how she does everything -_-;

and im all thinking. “wtf do you do? sit around on the computer and do jack squat. you only pay for shit cuz of disability. idek how you’re disabled. you’re completely capable of doing shit.”

god.

i cant wait until july.

to leave this place.